Three of the server, not including admin.

From Kirill:.
By the way, my brilliant solution to repair the office consisted in the fact that the left side door like cardboard, so that if it can be slammed shut vybitnah. Through an oversight, she was forced cabinet. With the cabinet - tries to beat out - harder.

Misha:.
Do you know the story of 25- year-old on Friday the door pinched the most expensive men's dignity? .
[12:56:45 PM] Alexey Kovyazin says: no.
[12:57:04 PM] Alexey Kovyazin says: I would like to know.

: Come to any door in the office - an example of how it can injure the egg is turned PANTS. If you find a way - let me know - I have not seen such. Then he 'll.
[1:00:16 PM] Alexey Kovyazin says: Well, if you stand behind the door jamb but slightly vpolooborota, spread her legs wider, and with all the dope someone slam shut the door. but difficult. Another version - piercing, accidentally leaning out of his fly.

: Well, listen. A long room - divided by a partition in the middle. The partition is lacking meter to the ceiling.
: On the far side of the room sits Programmer.
: Friday - all go - it remains a.
: At night, looking back zasobiralsya.
: Looks - the door is closed (in fact - is not locked, but just a tightly closed, and the programmer - sickly ).
: He called for help - no one.
: Sat - thought, I decided to climb over the partition.
: Of course - it is more convenient in that part where the door - you can step on the handle and jamb detail.
: climbing.
: Slowly climbing.
: Well, sickly Programmer.
: But now - got to put his hands on the handle top of the wall.
: Pulled - pushed.
: To climb.
[1:07:25 PM] Alexey Kovyazin says: and?.
: Depends on his weight slightly twisted partition.
: A tightly closed door was opened.
: It.
: The upper edge of the door - exactly at the level of egg.
: A Hands - rested at the top of the wall.
: An intuitive reaction when you push off near the door from the wall and wants to drop.
:. movement of the pelvis forward ipatelnoe.
: And they fall in shutting the door TOP.

[1:10:33 PM] Alexey Kovyazin says, like, hard man. so seek voluntary samokontratseptsii.
: Morality - Hex program on Friday evening.

And you still think I 'm lying, they say, there were no flash-mobs and ' f serfirnoy ' such jokes are not too ran through?.

This can be explained very simply, why do you ( you personally ) have not seen. The fact that all the so-called Internet phenomena such as username or Masyanya become really popular only if they show on TV or write in any Komsomolskaya Pravda. Strange but true - it is ðóíåò pie almost disjoint layers, and the totality of information - this is an illusion. If 200-300 people read our blogs from the server, it does not mean that they have seen all.
Only television or big media can penetrate the cake is thoroughly. So do not think that because of the post in your blog world will turn.

These are the things. to be continued.